Johnny’s at school and his teacher says “Johnny, if there’s five birds on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” Johnny thinks and says “none Miss, coz the others would fly away.” His teacher says “that’s not right Johnny, there’d be four left…but I like the way you’re thinking!”

Johnny thinks for a bit, and then says, “So Miss, if there’s three women eating ice cream - one sucking, one licking and one biting…which one is married?” Johnny’s teacher thinks and then says “I think that would be the one sucking?” Johnny says “that’s not right Miss, it would be the one wearing the wedding ring…but I like the way you’re thinking!!!”